The only reasonable explanation I
can think of is – they wanted to air out their feet, took off their shoes in the
car, and when the driver started gagging demanded they put their feet outside. And,
have you noticed it’s never the pretty, well-groomed feet on display for all to
see? It’s always the ugly, dirty, in need of TLC feet waving at you; it’s the
feet that should be kept covered.
It’s like the delusional lady in
a thong on the beach. It’s like the delusional man in a speedo on the beach. These
people know they shouldn’t, but they do. Why? Maybe they don’t care or maybe
they don’t have a mirror. Summertime comes and people lose their inhibitions…
people who shouldn’t. Just because it’s summer and you lose the winter coat
does not mean you should lose your mind. Get a hold of yourself! Just because
you can walk around half- naked doesn’t mean you should. Stop scaring old
ladies and small children. When a small child is playing in his sand castle and
sees a full moon, darkening his sky and coming at him, it will scar him for
life. It shouldn’t be done.
And hanging dirty feet from a car
window shouldn’t be done. If you do it, please put on some socks; do us all a
favor. I realize when you get out of the car you’ll then have to put your sandals
on over your socks. Why, I can’t believe it… but I’ve just answered the age old
question I’ve written about before – why do men wear sandals with socks? It makes
sense.