I was not the PE enthusiast when in school. Climbing the
rope was enough to make my stomach turn. Nobody wanted to climb the rope after
Jimmy, who wiped his runny nose with his hands and climbed the rope first. This
was pre Purell. Jimmy was the reason Purell was invented.
I spent gymnastics day wishing I was taller, at least 5
feet, 3 inches so that when I attempted to jump over the horse I wouldn’t land
on it in a position that had spectators tilting their heads and commenting, “That’s
not right.” I would pray the horse was real so it would gallop away before I had
a chance to embarrass myself.
Adults as well as children need more exercise. The other day
when a stores automatic door didn’t open I was infuriated. I had to exert
energy to open it myself. At the mall when the escalator broke and I had to
walk the stairs I was infuriated. The last time I couldn’t find the remote and
had to get up off the couch to look for it, I was infuriated.
A clear sign you may need more exercise is if the only time
you jog is when someone is chasing you down a dark alley. I could of sworn that
guy was Jimmy.
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