This is a great app for those who
buy the 5 gallon soda jug; but if you didn’t drink 5 gallons you wouldn’t need
the app. You can sit through the movie after drinking 5 gallons, but the
question is – would you enjoy it when your mind is in the toilet?
This app can be a blessing for
the mom with three kids because she knows one or all her kids will need to use
bathroom at some point during the movie, now she’ll know the best time. Only with
four kids by the time she returns to her seat she would have missed not only
the slow parts, but also the best parts of the movie.
With this app you’ll get the
person who doesn’t have to go to the bathroom, but will obey their apps
command, the way they obeyed their mother when told, “Go before we leave the
house.” They listen. They’re conditioned. This person will step on your feet
and block the screen while crawling over you.
When we watch movies from home we can hit the
pause button when we have to pee. But, I’ve found that everybody’s time frame
for how long a pause should be is different. There’s the quick pause for pee
breaks. There’s the longer pause for bathroom breaks that include #’s 1 and 2.
There’s the necessary pause to replenish dwindling snack supply. And there’s
the eternity pause for checking e-mail, reading a book, taking a walk, watching a different movie and giving
birth. One time it took us three days to watch a movie.
With RunPee I fear people’s
internal ‘pause’ will get longer and so will bathroom breaks. In the bathroom
stall they’ll text a friend who is home and hits pause on the movie they’re
watching because they want to see the
movie they rented. I fear every woman in the theater will have RunPee. Imagine
100 women (with kids) charging to the bathroom all at once. Imagine the mayhem.
Imagine the horror. Now, that’s a horror movie not to be missed.