Hire a bridesmaid and you don’t
need to fret when those nearest and dearest to your heart turn down the offer. Since
you’re hiring a stranger you don’t need to fret about hurting her feelings the
way you may a friend.
You won’t need to fret about
calling her in the wee hours of the night, telling her your life’s woes because
she’s paid to listen.
You won’t need to fret that she
got a black eye breaking up the fight aunt Ethel and your grandmother had at
your shower because she’s paid to be the peace – keeper. She’ll cover it with
makeup and nobody will notice.
You won’t fret that uncle Buck
got fresh with her after he drank too much because she’s paid to direct and she
directed him out the door.
You won’t fret that pre wedding
jitters had you go to the bathroom, your veil fell in the bowl and she walked
behind you up the aisle, wringing it out. She’s paid to assist and she
assisted.
She won’t fret about any wedding
fiasco as she cashes your check and flies off to Vegas with her fiancée to
elope. They’ll be no bridesmaid and no fretting at her wedding.