Sometimes it’s hard to tell when
certain foods are bad. If there’s no mold on your cheese – be brave and eat it.
But some foods are tricky. For instance, how do you know when cottage cheese
goes bad? How do you know when yogurt goes bad? You have to take chances in
life.
Some foods, like milk, need the
sniff test. When I got married, I vowed to, “Love, honor and be the family
sniffer.” I’ve since become a smell expert over the years, dishing out advice
on everything from milk to body odors.
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“Yes, the milk’s bad.”
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“My God, whatever you’re eating stinks. It’s
bad. Throw it out.” “But, I’m not eating anything.” “Oops, sorry, Honey,” I tell
my husband. He can’t be a sniffer because certain smells don’t bother him.
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“Eat that this morning and you’ll wind up at the
doctor this afternoon; and when you go bring a magazine.” We all know when we
go to the doctor to bring our own reading material if we want something
current.
I think as a society we should shift our focus
from foods (that can’t expire anyway) to getting rid of outdated magazines in a
doctor’s office. I’ll bet ‘cha if they keep outdated magazines around that
their fridge is stocked with all kinds of expired foods. Something must be
done.
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