Not sure how many people will show up at your funeral? Are
you afraid of looking unpopular and unloved? There’s a company based in Essex ,
England , called Rent a
Mourner. For $68 dollars you get a complete stranger to weep for two hours. I have
some concerns. What’s the payment policy? I would assume payment’s made in
advance as it would be pretty hard to get money from the dearly departed. Since
payment’s made in advance, there’s no guarantee the mourners will show. Who
would know? Certainly not the deceased. Now that I’ve expressed my concerns…
does anybody besides me think this is a way to make easy money?
If you’re worried about low attendance at your funeral,
don’t have one. Choose cremation. It’ll save you from worrying (which probably
expedited your departure,) land consumption and money (on mourners.) The only
worry you’ll have with cremation is who gets possession of your urn.
I know a woman who got tired of dusting her late husbands
urn (which didn’t match her furniture) so she packed and shipped the urn to the
man’s sister. She included a note which read, ‘I’ve had him long enough. It’s
your turn.’ Hallmark doesn’t make a card for such an occasion. I don’t know if
the sister eventually passed the urn along to someone else. I do know the two
ladies no longer speak. But, it wouldn’t surprise me if she did; the guy was
not nice. Imagine, receiving a package, opening it and looking at Uncle Walter.
Surprise. It’s not like getting Christmas cookies. Uncle Walter (who’s
ineligible for frequent flier miles) has traveled the country, just like Flat
Stanley. Poor Uncle Walter, if only he’d paid for the mourners.
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